Saturday, March 13, 2010

Letters From a Frisbee #2

Dear Insane Asylum for all Things Mongoose,

I am the CEO of the National Aardvark Skish Administration, and I am writing you because I want to apologize for my spontaneous frisbee's complaints. For one thing, I decided to visit your blog myself, to see what the heck he was talking about with Clark Rockwell, but found nothing. I then interrogated Mr. Frisbee for more information, and he informed me that it was an advertisement for a TV show that came on before Boombot showed up. I promptly fired him and hired a new frisbee named Phillis R. Frisbee. He may be writing you sometime, so don't be surprised. I also have a question for you. Since the Skippy Chronicles have stopped being written, I was wondering if you think it's a good idea to start writing those again (except on my blog). And if I were to do that, would you be willing to write your share of the Skippy Chronicles? I will also ask the Federal Bureau of Peanut Butter, but I want your input!!!!!!!!

Possibly sincerely,

Henry Koch
National Aardvark Skish Administration
CEO
Head of Skishing Department
Manager of Eating Pastries for Breakfast

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