I am the official spokes-frisbee for the National Aardvark Skish Administration. Unfortunately, I am also the one who writes letters to complain about stuff. I admire your blog, and I am speaking for everyone hear at NASA, when I say that your new series, Llamas Ducks, and Balaclavas is going to be a huge hit. I'm like one of those food critics who comes to your restaurant and pretends that I am a normal person, but I'm not. I'm a FRISBEE!!!!! Anyway, I'd better get straight to the point. My complaint for you is simply this: Boombot. I took some screenshots the last time I attempted to play this to show you what I mean.
This is just a heads up. Also, I believe I can help with another problem. I KNOW WHO CLARK ROCKWELL IS!!! He just so happens to be my second cousin's, aunt's, great-grandfather's, sister's, pen-pal's, best friend's, ex-wife's, neighbor's, mailman's, mother-in-law. You heard me. Well, you better have, because I'm not repeating that again. Now you know exactly where to find him. If you're having trouble, feel free to stop by the Tree Stump Emporium on North College any time during the day, they're open 24 hours a day except for Wednesday, where they close for one minute at exactly 3:24 AM. Anyway, I hope you heed to my suggestions for Boombot, and good luck in finding Clark Rockwell. Thank you for your time.
Sincerely,
Fredrick M. Frisbee
Communications General
Corporate Relations
Nation Aardvark Skish Administration
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