HOLD IT!!!!

HOLD EVERYTHING!!!!!!! I would like to make a correction in my previous post: Lots of dots and CAPITAL LETTERS...DANG. It has not, in fact, been a month since anyone posted anything, but only a week, although it seems a LOT longer than that to me....In the meantime, just think of it as additional dramatic affect. In other words: JUST DEAL WITH IT!!! Not really, but yeah, Ben hasn't posted in like 89 months, so that makes up for my mistake. Yes, I am too lazy to correct my last post. Instead, I am writing ANOTHER POST. I assure you, all of this reasoning makes perfect sense to me, but I have neither the time nor the saliva to explain it to you. So, yeah...umm...BLOG!!!!!!!!!