HOLD IT!!!!

HOLD EVERYTHING!!!!!!! I would like to make a correction in my previous post: Lots of dots and CAPITAL LETTERS...DANG. It has not, in fact, been a month since anyone posted anything, but only a week, although it seems a LOT longer than that to me....In the meantime, just think of it as additional dramatic affect. In other words: JUST DEAL WITH IT!!! Not really, but yeah, Ben hasn't posted in like 89 months, so that makes up for my mistake. Yes, I am too lazy to correct my last post. Instead, I am writing ANOTHER POST. I assure you, all of this reasoning makes perfect sense to me, but I have neither the time nor the saliva to explain it to you. So, yeah...umm...BLOG!!!!!!!!!

Lots of dots and CAPITAL LETTERS...DANG

So here's what I thought was gonna happen today: I was feeling really guilty about not blogging for like a month now, and I FINALLY didn't have anywhere to go after school today, nor do I have any huge event tomorrow*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whoop whoooop!! PARTY!!!!! LETS DANCE TO ELAVATOR MUSIC!!!!!!!!! WOO HOO!!!! ♫Doo doo♪ da ♪da da♫ doo ♪boo bop ♫doo ♪bee doo bop ♪bop dee ♫bop yeah♫!!!!! Okay, enough of that (did you like those music notes?)...DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT MYTHBUSTER'S ON WEDNESDAY?!?!?!?!?!?!? IT WAS AWESOME!!!!! Yeah, so I was expecting to come to my blog and find that Dane was on Skippy #22 Season 4: Finale (and I'm sorry Henfrey and Benfrey won't be here to see me post this, seeing as they HAVEN'T BLOGGED IN THE LAST MONTH!!!!!! YOU DISGRACEFUL CHILDS...I MEAN CHILDREN!!!!! YOU'D ALSO BE INTERESTED IN KNOWING THAT I HAVE FINISHED PUTTING EVERY SINGLE SKIPPY CHRONICLE WRITTEN INTO A BOOK...)
And now I'm thinking:............wow. THAT WAS THE LONGEST TITLE TO A BLOG POST I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!! Of course, I wasn't expecting Ben to post anything anyway, even though I've poked him on several occasions, although it was fairly halfhearted because I was also guilty of not blogging. DANG.
So anyway, I look on my blog today (this isn't me fantasising about my fantasies previous to what actually happened when I opened my blog today anymore...THIS IS REAL LIFE) I fell off my chair from lack of amazment. See, I have a mental disorder where I get really jazzed and stuff about things that are not significant whatsoever. Let's say a guy walks up to a bowl of KRAFT Mac 'n Cheese (I was payed to say that) and says: "Wow... a bowl of KRAFT Mac 'n Cheese...I really hate my life right now..." then he walks away and starts banging his head against a wall.
Under the same circumstances, I would be like : "WOAH!!!!!!!! THERE'S A BOWL OF KRAFT MAC 'N CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THAT STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and then I'd stuff my face into it like a...well, I'm not sure, but I REALLY like mac 'n cheese.
Anyway, what was I talking about???? Ah, yes, I fell off my chair due to lack of amazement, and then sat back down, only to fall off again. The second time hurt because I hit my face on the corner of my desk, and now I have a bloody lip...and a broken face. DANG.
So, Dane and Ben, I would like to know what it is that has made you so busy all of a sudden. No blogging for a month....FROM ANYBODY!!! Well, guys, we have "DROPPED THE BALL". Not only have we dropped it, but we have dropped it in a pit of spikes, burnt it to a crisp, and dumped raw sewage on it (all courtesy of Dane Fisher). DANG. Poor ball. My friends, as of now we are "PICKING UP THE BALL." TEE HEE!!!!


*My past 3 Saturdays: Basketball tournament in Laramie (wake up at 6 in the morning, get home at 10:00 at night), Viola Day (wake up at 6:45 in the morning, play with a bunch of other violists for the whole day, get home at about 7:30), then Science Olympiad (get up at 4:00 IN THE MORNING, take the bus to Golden, and get home at 7:30) DANG.

My Belated Birthday Post!!

Yaaaaayyyy!!!!! Today's my birthday!!!!!!!! Wooohooo!!!!!!!!! No, it's not... That was Friday!!!! Since I was too busy to do a birthday post, there will be a special episode of Skippy!!!! Well, I have been busy all week doing this insane geography project (Dane, you know the one). Okay so here's how my week went: work on the project all weekend, stay up till 10:30 every night, and on Wednesday (the project was due on Thursday), stay up till 11:30, and then wake up at 5:30 the next morning to finish it off. So on Thursday, I was super tired all through the day, and almost fell asleep in math class. After school, I had piano at 3:00, then afterwards I went home and slept until 6:00, when I had to leave for Honor Orchestra rehersal. Then I had to get up at 5:45 the next morning to go to chamber orchestra. Then on Saturday I had a basketball tournament ALL DAY, and got home at around 11:00...PM!!!!!!!! This morning I slept in and then played Mario Kart for a long time (birthday present!!!!!!). Now I am blogging because...well, I'm not sure, but there WILL be a special episode of Skippy.

P.S. Dane, how's the book of the Skippy Chronicles coming along?? And why are you still not blogging, Ben?!?!?

Woah...

THAT LAST ONE WAS HUGE!!!!!!! Oh, come on. That's got to count for at least five or six posts. I mean, it's like, 80 times longer than this one, (give or take 89). I actually forgot what I was gonna write about, so, ummmm....I dunno. I'll let you know when I think of it!!!